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crazy calendar

The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.

However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.

Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)
It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"
by twz January 31, 2015
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Crazy Crow

Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!
OH SHIT ITS THE CRAZY CROW! DONT CALL THEM OUT FOR ANY OF THEIR BULLSHIT!
by Amazing Bastard September 20, 2022
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crazy nuts

a word that my friend alyssa and i came up with on the phone that pretty much means insane
by Haha kylr November 20, 2020
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rah rah crazy

Adj. when someone is losing they shit

When somone is wildin out. You can say they are going rah rah crazy. Terms is interchangeable.
Aye cuh where my money at *pulls out glock* I SAID WHERE MY MONEY AT”

Bystander: Damn homeboys goin rah rah crazy rn
by SertifyedHoodNigga January 20, 2023
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catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014
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