Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
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shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc February 26, 2014
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A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
Wes! You are a real live asshole.
by K. Bradford July 05, 2018
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RA(retarded assholes)

The RA(referees' ASSociation) more like the retarded assholes are a group of retards who should be imprisoned for false advertisement. All they tell people is how well they are trained and educated and how they make very good decisions. But in reality it's the opposite. They can't see anything as they don't have their glasses and their just plain stupid. I wonder how their education makes idiot sandwiches?
The RA(retarded assholes) are looking to buy some glasses but their too retarded to find one.
by Shamegod September 10, 2017
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Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
by pvc1983 October 08, 2022
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blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 06, 2022
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