Robert

Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.E jmecher rău.Mai jmecher decât Costin cu mult.E atât de jmecher încât nu asculta de nimeni și nimic.N are ce sa facă cu viata.

Mama ce mușchi ai zici ca ești Robert.

by CostinESlab May 30, 2022

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

robert

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.

'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'

by Jailatte May 4, 2022

Isaac James Roberts

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.

Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical

by Simbason August 5, 2025