Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.

Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.

by Bornontaxday May 21, 2020

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it

After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming

by Nickly12 March 11, 2022

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023