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Super Christian (SC)

A christian who's above normal christians.He/she hardly does anything wrong.A true saint.E.g.Pastors .Most people become Super Christians (SC's) after a certain events, like failure.
"That Super Christian (SC) just preached to me about how wrong piracy is."
by Siphothehater August 29, 2016
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Christian Brothers Academy

A prep school in Troy,NY where pre-teens learn to fight their pansexual urges while wearing seven pairs of airpods at all times
My friend is transferring to Christian Brothers Academy , it’s so gay there.
by LSI quotes December 20, 2019
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Pedare Christian College

Harry: I go to Pedare Christian college
Samaira: Same it sucks
by OdysseyGhost June 9, 2022
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C&E Christian

A judgmental term used by elitist jerks.
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.
by Paris Hilton uguu~ October 12, 2009
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Westover Christian Academy

The worst school in Virginia. The dress code fucking pisses me off and the rules are unnecessarily strict and hard on the students. The teachers give the students tons of homework on a daily basis, and show obvious favoritism between students. There is no discipline towards bullies and there is so much stress put on students who struggle. The only good thing about this school is the band, band director, band directors wife, and a very select few students. 10/10 do not recommend.
Person 1: Do you go to Westover Christian Academy?

Person 2: Yes

Person 1: That's rough buddy.
by MusicWoman January 9, 2021
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Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with actual sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School!
by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 20, 2022
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Valley Christian Ho

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.
Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.
by Number One Party Boi May 20, 2019
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