porn double

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.

Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.

by drpooterpie October 31, 2013

porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.

Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert

by loralaimango November 17, 2016

minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.

I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.

by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018