Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009

cow corn

A hick woman(barely) who believe anything they are told and are always a narcissist. The think they are a 10 but are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

doja cow

not a cat, don't say meow

mooooooooooooooooooooooo doja cow's a cow bitchhhhhh

by I have 16 accounts August 4, 2022

Cow Tipping

The intentional tripping of pregnant women to cause a vocal reaction similar to that of a cows moo.

"yo bro, see that pregnant chick over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"5 bucks to commit some cow tipping"

by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025