a straight person with queer vibes that's usually the one straight in a queer friend group because the queers flock together
by JeHaiNat June 2, 2021
Get the sus straight mug.The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021
Get the Hyper Straight mug.A straight cis male or female that will not date trans individuals, not because of genitalia preference, but just because of the fact that they are trans
Girl 1: Hey uh I was wondering if we can go out sometime?
Girl 2: Ew no I'm super straight you know that right?
Girl 1: oh sorry my bad
Girl 2: Ew no I'm super straight you know that right?
Girl 1: oh sorry my bad
by Lampwastaken April 18, 2021
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Get the Straight juicing mug.Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!
by AHHHHHSPEEDRUNNINGTHESENUTS March 7, 2021
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