The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.

Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"

by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Reverse Pink Sock

After a pink sock is given, the pink sock-er attempts to fix the situation by trying to push the inverted rectum back inside the pink sock-ee's body.

'What did you fucking do!?! I feel like my ass fell out!'
'Shit! I pink socked you!'
'Well then reverse pink sock it back in, you fuck!'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006

Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Baddie-one-sock

The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.

Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.

Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.

by Lizey January 18, 2009

Sock Full Of Assholes

Rancid, very pungent, not only smells like an "afterwork in boots all night sock stench", you get the "i haven't wiped for a week StallStench Pewpy"

Chico's breath smells like Dud's asshole full of socks.... ooopsy, I meant ... sock full of assholes... PEEEW!!

by Lord Knows July 17, 2004

Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts

Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.

by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008