Wet Sail

A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.

Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb

Guy 1: That chick is such a wet sail.

Guy 2: Yeah she's pretty stupid.

by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

Rockstar Sailor

Someone who races sailboats exceptionally well consistently. Someone who usually jumps on the boat last minute and goes. Rockstar sailors are wanted by everyone to go race on their boat. He or she usually doesn't own their own boat. They are well known by fellow competitors.

That guys Rockstar sailor status! After staying up all night out drinking the other teams under the table and dancing with their girlfriends, he strolls down the dock late with a beer in his hand, his crew waiting on him and finishes 1st in his race.

by Rockstar sailo August 8, 2014

angry sailor

When a man walks into a mens shower room and yells the word look,then,makes an angry face and frowns while twisting his waist causing his penis to flap side to side

Tommy was dared to do the angry sailor after the ball game

by tommyasshley February 21, 2015

bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli September 30, 2015