captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

sea salty

too be extra salty.

Person 1: That hoe is so salty.
Person 2: Yas, that bitch is sea salty.

by yasgaga January 22, 2014

lightweight salty

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

by TAJEC January 18, 2017

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

generic salty poptart

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022