The Side House Salad

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

suddenly pasta salad

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly

I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.

by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 9, 2018

Nova Scotia salad

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.

Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!

by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

Greek Salad with Sprouts

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.

Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

by Dear Burt February 5, 2009

toss the salad

to jerk off

it might be time for me to toss the salad

by toss/salad July 18, 2016

salad shooter

male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.

by livin4hymn October 25, 2006

toss your salad

play with your private parts

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?

by zulbeng June 13, 2009