Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Hams

Whispers mumbling soft

Can you Hams a little

by 4192006 April 23, 2018

Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

ham

demands attention 24/7

my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me

by Nomerofshrimp May 25, 2014

Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam

“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”

by Imonurmom July 1, 2023