Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022

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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound

Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing

by Big here 69 November 10, 2015

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Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

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smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019

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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

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