tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

All Roads Lead to Dome

When she tells you she'll give you head no matter how the night goes.

"Buy me dinner and I'll make sure all roads lead to dome."

by ChanceD May 7, 2021

Road

Someone's back

Have a road on your back

by Blokus July 31, 2017

Up the Road

It means to steal cars and get money wit ya homies

lil bro done went UP THE ROAD came back Double R {drose)

by z_.bandzzz June 2, 2023

road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving

We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.

by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020