Circumcised (NZ slang)
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.
I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.
by UnclUncle March 5, 2017

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
by lemlemlem May 11, 2018

by sourstraxberry March 22, 2021

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.
or
2. An Orphans ring.
or
2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017
