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A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
mugGet the Put your grandma in the pipe.mug.

Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 8, 2020
mugGet the Put your rag in your pocketmug.

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
mugGet the Putting the Couch onmug.

Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018
mugGet the Putting the lid on the potmug.

Put-put

Pinch or touch the butt of someone discreetly.
- I was on a cruise on a boat when I bumped into Zac Efron. We smoked a cigarette. When he left, he put-put me!
by Miaous July 14, 2017
mugGet the Put-putmug.
To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
mugGet the Putting his dick in the fridgemug.

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