Power-perv

For when time is of the essence and there simply isn't time for full blown perving or you're liable to get a slap if someone catches you being a creep. A power-perv is a brief period of intense perving over any chosen subject it can be used in many situations, most notably in the office or on the bus. A quick once over of your perv target should suffice. Power pervs are best aimed at the buttocks or if you're feeling particularly pervy, the chest (only do this if wearing sunglasses or we could have a sexual harrassment case on our hands!) note to self, longer than 5seconds and it's just a standard perv.

"dude, power-perv at 12 o'clock"

"i just power-perved the red head at the bus stop"

"seriously man, stop power-perving my mum!"

by Valvona September 18, 2011

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power dad

A dad who's determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha...but really he looks dumb trying too hard

*People surfing*

Power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn't bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).

by Slasher McGurk July 13, 2017

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Diaper Power

Mostly used in diaper fettish* Diaper power is the power from within your asshole to create a spiritual diaper around, sealing all shit from escaping.

I was walking in the park shitting my pants as always, until i unlocked diaper power.

by McDonalds' Staff July 03, 2016

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