Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

i can fly

the last words you're gonna say

Look, I can fly!!!

*THUD*

by lyragaarder May 28, 2008

Fly by cock in the eye

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

by Mogz October 16, 2005

anus fly trap

when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.

chris:dude last night i gave fred an anus fly trap
jp:he deserved it.

by bmxking May 13, 2005

give a flying fuck

A phrase used to emphesize the word fuck

They don't give a flying fuck about me

by xxpiercetheblackveilxc November 17, 2013

Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010