Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.
"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"
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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
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Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)
Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
by Jordan reals April 30, 2024
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pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers
"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"
by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022
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stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Hot pot

When a guy cums on someone’s stomach and it fills their belly button
“He gave me a hot pot last night and I had to scoop it out”
by Lexi Squirts August 14, 2021
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