by Notyouraverageniceghee December 12, 2016
When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
by nastynutsac August 13, 2010
by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021
One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
by supersnart February 28, 2017
by zxurly February 27, 2022
A mom that loves the Twilight Saga SO much, she is just as devoted as her kids. She wears T-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia ALL about Twilight. Loving Twilight so much, it could make you pass out...
"Ugh! My mom is such a Twi- Mom, at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing Edward!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
by Hippiechic98 January 04, 2013
by Blue Fireball July 19, 2003