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Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.
The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...
by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018
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Matt

Matt is a loyal guy he dosent like being bossed around.When Matt gets mad he totally its off the chart.
Hey do you think thats Matt?Friend:yes cause hes MAD OH NO
by Mat!!!!!!!!! March 9, 2023
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Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020
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matt

matt=fat
by litz69696969 October 31, 2020
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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023
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matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still list to bust a nut every day
“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world
by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019
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matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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