A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
by A Jude October 31, 2019
Get the crack life mug.by shaqjama765 September 27, 2020
Get the Best-life mug.The conviction that your life is worth more than the lives of others. It often leads to indirect murder through organ reception.
People with life greed are happy to get fresh organs almost immediately in countries where there is non-consentual organ removal from the powerless - the poor, minority groups and political prisoners.
by damema August 16, 2006
Get the life greed mug.Someone who is there for you through thick and thin, providing solid advice and guidance through lifes trials and tribulations.
A person having vast knowledge and expertise with an uncanny ability to share it with a you.
A person having vast knowledge and expertise with an uncanny ability to share it with a you.
Drew: Damn, this situation sucks.
Daryl: Yeah I know but I dont know what to tell you. Thats rough.
Drew: I will call my life mentor, Shannon. She will be able to provide some perspective.
Daryl: Yeah I know but I dont know what to tell you. Thats rough.
Drew: I will call my life mentor, Shannon. She will be able to provide some perspective.
by Drew Schwartz February 2, 2009
Get the life mentor mug.I was going to have sex with this guy nick but he was life sized and I had to turn away to keep from laughing, I felt sorry for the guy honestly.......
by joegekblow September 23, 2009
Get the Life Sized mug.froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)
addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
by IamCunt June 17, 2010
Get the walking life mug.One's life on the internet.
by Ereck Flowers March 25, 2011
Get the cyber-life mug.