Jordan Ravetch 

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.

Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch

Jordan Ravetch by oneonetmk September 5, 2023

Jordan forehead 

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.

ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"

Jordan forehead by Nah broooo September 15, 2023

Jordan Taylor 

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

Jordan Taylor by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

Jordan Barrett by Fanum tax November 20, 2023

Jordan Libretto

She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.

Jordan Libretto is way gay, like wow like hello.

Jordan Libretto by BigPenile November 22, 2023

Jordan Cards 

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards by anonymous November 25, 2023

Jordan Snowden 

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

Jordan Snowden by anonymous December 4, 2023