funniest joke in the world

you.

“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019

The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025

IA joke

A joke that is neither funny, nor appropriate.

+ I have to register for classes in 2 weeks.
- What kind of a sick joke is this?
+ I agree, it's a total IA joke...

by maryjka August 25, 2021

joke

something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.

“I like dick”
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS”

by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

A Joke

You

Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you

by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020