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no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad
I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious
by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024
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Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.
Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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my joke

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019
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dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.
Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
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No Jokes October

"No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."
John Lost No Jokes October by laughing at a funny joke.
by The_Urban_Dictionary_Official September 5, 2023
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Inside joke

And inside joke is something that Urban Dictionary doesn't allow in their definitions.
Urban dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ok."
by Potatoes and Milk October 16, 2023
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