The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

Kill da snake

A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.

1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?

by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.

- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020

Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016

Snake doctor style

Going in 'Snake doctor style'.

This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.

"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"

by Apache95 October 30, 2011