by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018
Get the cleveland mud slapmug. When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020
Get the Rusty Mud Shovelmug. by Good on’ May 5, 2020
Get the Louisiana Mud Bugginmug. The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020
Get the Alabama Mud Wormmug. A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.
Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.
Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.
Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.
Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
by TheSackAttack May 30, 2020
Get the Timothy The Mud Hippomug. When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
Get the Mud Wall Jutsumug. When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.
by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021
Get the Zucchini Mud slapmug.