Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.

It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.

by JWhenn January 24, 2017

Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

bum fountain

when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain

friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain

by bumfountain123 December 2, 2019

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

Gage Bum

A round plump rump that's juicier than a glass of OJ.

Damn, that sucks like water Gage Bum.

It's plumpier than OJ.

by ukuangle April 9, 2020

scruffy bum

scruff bum scruffy bums

Hey Kyerone, stop wearing clean boxers over the top of your dirty ones Scruffy Bum!

Kyerone is wearing new underwear over the top of his new ones the little scruffy bum!

by lulu187642 April 14, 2020

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020