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get that fruit

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.
by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010
mugGet the get that fruitmug.

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.
1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”
by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018
mugGet the fruit-smackedmug.

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”
by kirby1000 May 29, 2022
mugGet the Fruit Punchmug.

fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.
What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.
by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017
mugGet the fruit cupmug.

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
mugGet the banana in a fruit saladmug.

Dough Fruit

a fucking prehistoric one piece fucking apple made of dough
doughy fucking delicious apple called a dough fruit
by Slakszz March 1, 2023
mugGet the Dough Fruitmug.

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑
I’m going to need a fruit tax
by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024
mugGet the fruit taxmug.

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