wilted flower

When a man originally has an erection, but after having an orgasm and ejaculating, their penis becomes soft and the erection gone.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.

"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."

by shannonann May 25, 2014

Flower Fighting

The best game in the world to play at you're girlfriends house. Running around the yard flirting with you're loved one and throwing flowers at each other.

Maddie and Ricky are flower fighting again! Aren't they just perfect for each other?

by Awesomenessrickman June 30, 2011

Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

flowjob

The act of sticking your pens down a toilet and flushing

I just got a sick flowjob!

by flowjobman November 17, 2010

Wall flower

When a person commits suicide by blowing out their brains with a gun, the residule of blood/brains splatter on the wall in a shape that resembles a flower.

Kurt put the gun to his mouth, pulled the trigger, and painted a wall flower across the bathroom mirror and shower stall.

by B.M. Jay July 31, 2005

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022