The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently receieved ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 21, 2024

The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently received ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 23, 2024

Nigger Finger Family

The Nigger Finger Family is a popular term used for families of the African American race who have a daily orgey at 5:00 PM everyday. During this orgey all the family members finger each other hence they are called the Nigger Finger Family.

Girl: wanna fuck later?
Boy: nah im having an orgey later
Girl: why nigga?
Boy: Im in a nigger finger family so I must finger my family members at 5:00 PM.

by father maggot July 23, 2024

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024

Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.

-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"

by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

Family First

Breeder dictatorship.

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

NineEx family

Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.

Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!

by QuacksO April 7, 2025