Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action

"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"

by McGraze August 8, 2020

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023