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beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
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Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 24, 2019
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Yeet your beat

When you throw your speaker when banging beats are playing
Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat
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Meat Beat Material

Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice
by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018
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beat a furry yottayottaannum

its a time where you can beat a furry no matter what for around 1E+48 years. The biggest unit of time. and yes, the name is real.... I think
OH MY GOD HUBERT ITS FUCKING "beat a furry yottayottaannum" GET THE FUCKING M240's
by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021
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beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.
Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!
by kamikaze-cloud-731 October 22, 2008
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Beat off music

An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.
*Livin’ on a Prayer comes on the radio*

Person 1: “Aw man this is beat off music!”
by BeatOffMusician July 21, 2018
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