jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God

Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine

by Sweatybridge January 25, 2017

wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.

"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."

by 1m in chem August 14, 2012

makin bacon

When two food blisters make love.

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p

by Rich October 31, 2003

Kevin Bacon

Yes I agree with megan

kevin Bacon is not jamaican.

by I love ewan also March 27, 2004

back bacon

when some one has so much fat that they're back starts to grow rolls & breast.

go to your local wallmart, look for back bacon on big people. (remember its easy, just look when they're back is turned )

by ice_roberts December 10, 2010

Throw Some Bacon on It

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

by Samiee15 October 8, 2016

bacon butty

a term used to describe the female genitailia, reffering to the padded sides resembling the baps and the fanny flaps resembling the crispy bacon.

i wanted to rump her dump but unfortunately her bacon butty was brimming with tomato sauce. maybe next week.

i showed her that bacon butties are much improved with a meaty sausage in them.

by chubby mcChub December 21, 2008