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Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.
Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.
by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022
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brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
by Hgfdz November 2, 2020
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Brandon

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads
by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022
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brandon

the word brandon is used to bully people, it is not a nice word at all. if you say this word to someone they may get demons inside their head
Me: haha u mom big gay

friend: NO SHE ISNT! YOU ARE A BRANDON
me: AREHEHEHEHEHWHSNA THE DEMONSSSSS
by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG July 29, 2022
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Brandon

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon
by maincharacter October 18, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
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Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!
WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.
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