Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.
by CIC#1hornerman November 20, 2023
Get the Andrewmug. by OzPatriot36 August 18, 2021
Get the Andrewismmug. 
A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
Get the Michael Andrewsmug. A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.
by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.
by Xava67 June 1, 2022
Get the Andrew Garfieldmug. A guy who cant get out of anyones head
Has deep brown eyes and dimples, has a weird haircut and walks with his shoulders slumped
listens to music all the time and plays way too many games
usually high or addicted to vaping
talks very quickly and usually stumbles over his words
shy yet grounded and serious
may look 'mean or rude' as everyone expects him to be but he is probably the sweetest guy with the cutest, crooked smile ever
usually tall or at least works out
if they like you, be proud :)
Has deep brown eyes and dimples, has a weird haircut and walks with his shoulders slumped
listens to music all the time and plays way too many games
usually high or addicted to vaping
talks very quickly and usually stumbles over his words
shy yet grounded and serious
may look 'mean or rude' as everyone expects him to be but he is probably the sweetest guy with the cutest, crooked smile ever
usually tall or at least works out
if they like you, be proud :)
person 1 : Do you know Andy/Andrew/Drew?
person 2 : Oh, yeah, ugh i heard hes MEAN.
person 1 : Tsk, dont judge a book by its cover, hes really cute btw-
person 2 : alright...but hes snappy and cusses alot
person 1 : But he cares for people and never means his harsh words :)
person 2 : Oh, yeah, ugh i heard hes MEAN.
person 1 : Tsk, dont judge a book by its cover, hes really cute btw-
person 2 : alright...but hes snappy and cusses alot
person 1 : But he cares for people and never means his harsh words :)
by tired4real27 June 5, 2024
Get the Andy/Andrew/Drewmug.