Academic Freak

A person who experiences sexual arousal or erotic excitement from gaining an academic achievement or by the act of learning.

Why were you so hard in class today?
IDK bro, I must be an academic freak!

by BudsonBaggy May 4, 2025

Academic BDSM

Exploitative behavior by academic supervisors who deny proper credit, obstruct progress, and mentally harass researchers. It includes stealing unpublished work, manipulating power dynamics, and creating a toxic research environment. Though informal, the term highlights serious ethical violations in academic mentorship.

Every time Kiran submitted a draft, Manikandan would return it unread, demanding revisions on work he hadn’t even reviewed—classic Academic BDSM.

by thethaillander June 19, 2025

academictard

A person lacking critical thinking skills, who excels in academia because they believe everything they read.

This type of person is unaware that academic papers can be misleading, so they only read the abstract and conclusion (summary). They neglect to critically evaluate the methods and criticisms of an academic paper. These people are excellent at writing essays. They often go on to become science journalists, teachers, or youtubers, so they can inform the public of their revelations.

neil degrasse tyson is an academictard

by Cyclops123 November 1, 2025

Sunshine Academy

The place where they send the mentally handicapped so that normal people can live out their normal lives. A normal student at the sunshine academy could expect to either finger paint all day, or fart in a bathtub and laugh their ass off.

I sent my son to the sunshine academy so I could bang my wife the other day

by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011

Peoria Academy

Peoria Academy is an independent, secular, non-profit, private school located in Peoria, Illinois. It is seen as rich (tuition in total equals about $10,000, the most in the Central Illinois Area), elitist, and somewhat snobby (which all of these are partly true), but parents, students, and administrators believe that it is a perfect dreamland where society ceases to have problems. PA also has amazing test scores: the average Peoria Academy student tests about 2 to 3 grades above the public school average. This can be seen as being taught to students, but also may be because of the higher standard that students are put under: most students have parent(s) that are doctors, physchologists, lawyers, or dentists. This school is for the richest people that Peoria has to offer.

Person 1: Hey. Where's that kid over there go?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.

Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.

PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?

by 12121212131 October 12, 2014

inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.

Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing

by Chip July 23, 2017

inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to an all black neighborhood in Bradenton, Florida. They are internationally known for their perfection in the art of hazing. Since their baseball program sucks, hazing is their best sport to offer.

Bob ( Minnesota) : I just hazed someone in the bathroom hahaha.

Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?

by Chip July 24, 2017