Jay is tall,handsome,and has curly haired puerto rican thats always fun and a amazing person to talk to, he loves music such as ski mask,xxx,rio da yung og and much more, hes the most loyal guy in oakland
by gobblegobble on a hunnit April 27, 2023
by Beamberboy2222 March 03, 2021
A person who is literally a ball of fat.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
by therealbbg December 09, 2018
by mg4lgoons November 26, 2021
Holy fuck jay is going crazy
Jay: throws chair across the continent of africa towards wakanda
Wakanda: dis we just got nuked
Jay: throws chair across the continent of africa towards wakanda
Wakanda: dis we just got nuked
by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 13, 2019
Wow Jay is so cool! I admire their lack of will to live!
I want to ask out Jay! He has 13 bagel bites!!!
I want to ask out Jay! He has 13 bagel bites!!!
by Machiavelli the great December 01, 2021