Blue Blood

Usually posts online on a message board like fitmisc. Has been known to post in Youtube comment sections as well. He has two sides. Gagging on the D if you're someone he thinks is kewl(and is usually not), or being an obsessive mentally ill homosexual who is triggered because he can't win an argument and looks dumb. Usually he pesters the people who won an argument against him, like he thinks about them all the time. Overall just a very stupid and annoying person who takes his name BlueBlood to mean he's scary but his real name should be BlueBoy.

Man, that guy is a real blue blood.

by BlueBlood's rotting mother July 13, 2019

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Blood sausage

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.

Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.

by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019

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Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

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blood

it means the thing keeping you alive
im no smart ass but i do know that if you cough blood, people will stay away from you and you will have no friends

blood is red.

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019

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