Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

Stubborn Shit Head

-Definition: Beyond Stubborn

-A stubborn head of shat.
-So stubborn that it makes you want to bash your head against a brick wall.
-The poop emoji.
-So stubborn that it makes them a shitty shit head.

-Someone that won’t budge on a topic despite knowing they may be wrong.

-Someone that is in the wrong and doesn’t want to own up to that in fear.

-Someone that chooses to be a stubborn shit head cause it’s easier than being wrong.

Wow, he sure is a stubborn shit head!

by Jay1212 February 22, 2021

Hood Level Shit

A word randomly discovered by Md. Moinuddin, which is now a slang mainly used to describe the notorious aspects of life and its surroundings. Often used to describe anyone or anything which can be deemed of poor quality.

“Riazad Azim is a hood level shit journalist”

“That food lion is in a hood level shit area”

by Pranjol January 29, 2023

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 15, 2023