bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

bury my bunny

The act of a heavily tattooed man from Santa Ana, CA going out and finding his nearest Tranny Prostitute and stuffing all of its available holes in no particular order.

Also known as FUDDing or the Santa Ana's favorite pass time.

I called my buddy earlier and he didnt answer me, then he called me back and i said "what you upto" to which he replied "I'm about to bury my bunny" and i immediately vomitted and said "thats some Santa Ana shit right there!"

by ElCACa123_ April 16, 2023

Wolog my Nust

When your nusts are wologged

"Good fellow, it could you please wolog my nust?"
*proceeds to wolog his nust*
"Thank you, my nusts have been properly wologged."

by WologNust April 18, 2021

Ohshi my goodness

Used to express complete surprise or disgust when something happens or is said!

Ohshi my goodness it stinks in here.

Ben wants to kiss you.
Ohshi my goodness he's fucking ugly!

Ohshi my goodness exams are today

by sissums December 7, 2012