your mom

your mom is my mom

your mom is a person that takes care of you

by ruben v January 30, 2020

Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.

it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!

by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.

1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”

by JadeHarley August 13, 2025

National annoy your friend day

On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!

"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

your mom

people say this because they think they are swag

your mom is sus

by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021