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Piece of shit

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 April 28, 2020
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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021
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Shit

The 3rd most use word next to swag and Yolo which much like shit are fucking retarded (ignore my user name it's an inside joke)
Shit is not only used as a noun but also as and action, descriptive word and an expression
{verb} dude I got to shit
{action} I just took a shit #swag
{descriptive} dude you look like shit

{expression} oh! Shit!
by Swag $$ June 19, 2015
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Little Shit

Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.
'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates
Me:shit
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Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.
The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023
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