rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock October 21, 2015

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National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

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Watch your mouth

be careful about what you say.

"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."

by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024

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Watch your mouth

No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

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