Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

Dick

The improper word for penis, the male reproductive organ.

Joshua: Man... your dick is so big dude!
Tom: That's really fucking gay bro.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Respectful Dick

Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.

Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.

Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.

by BBCx3 June 26, 2018

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018