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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”
“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”
by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026
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The chronic condition of people who make society worse for no reason, particularly nuisance streamers, any form of attention whore, and those who exhibit “Karen” behavior. This is especially common but not limited to those with main character syndrome.
The only validation the Twitch streamer has is being a worthless nuisance to others because they suffer from degenerate piece of shit disorder
by TréCool87 February 2, 2026
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‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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