youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

by H15 April 7, 2022

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

What’s your seven

Alternative way of asking someone “what’s your number” with seven referencing the amount of digits in a number.

I’ll text you later, what’s your seven?

by bigpeep113 April 8, 2022

Want your dick

When someone says wyd they either mean what’re you doing or I want your dick

I (wyd) want your dick daddy

What’re you doing baby

by Semihastings April 8, 2022

Your mother

A fat cow

Guy 1: Bro, is that Your Mother over there?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: She is fat as hell!

by Gage April 8, 2022