by SuperCPM February 11, 2021

The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.
'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."
by anonymous June 24, 2024

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.
You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
by Taylz March 17, 2014

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023

Ni*@a, you ain't nothing but a bitch baby.
Trina, I wish yo bitch baby ass would do something to me.
Trina, I wish yo bitch baby ass would do something to me.
by bitchbabyasscarter January 16, 2020

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
