Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

Shit Tickler

A male who isn't sure if he is gay or not. He just sticks it in enough to tickle the shit, like testing the waters of something new and adventerous.

"I haven't seen Van with a girlfriend in quite some time, I think he's a total shit tickler these days."

by Bogu7883 October 27, 2025

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022

Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.

1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.

by amonamillion November 12, 2023

Shit

It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you

Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit

Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok

by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022